click to expand // CULTURAL APPROPRIATION ERA
living in a simulation but the graphics are mid
ENTER.THE.VOID
ABOUT.EXE
The complete psychological profile of a digital void dweller. Warning: may cause existential dread.
MANIFESTO
The unhinged beliefs and principles that guide this digital wasteland. Read at your own risk.
THOUGHTS.LOG
Random neural firings from a brain that's seen too much internet. Proceed with caution.
TIMELINE
A chronological journey through the abyss. From birth to whatever this is now.
REAL.MADRID
Pure devotion to the greatest club in existence and righteous anger toward Barcelona.
THE.VOID
The deepest, darkest corner of this digital hellscape. Enter only if you've lost all hope.
WORDS.OF.WISDOM
// profound thoughts from the void dweller
"In a world full of NPCs, be the glitch that makes everyone question the simulation."
"Anxiety is just your soul trying to escape your body but getting stuck in your chest like a really inefficient prison break."
"We're all just consciousness trapped in meat suits, trying to figure out why we have feelings about everything."
"The void stares back but like, in a chill way. We're both just vibing in the cosmic emptiness together."
"Dating apps are just human pokemon cards but everyone's stats are lies and nobody knows what type they actually are."
"If your art doesn't confuse at least three people, you're not pushing hard enough."
VISUAL.EVIDENCE
// click for comedic commentary
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION ERA
DELUSION LEVELS: MAXIMUM
IDENTITY CRISIS CHRONICLES
MIDLIFE CRISIS AT 22
FEVER DREAM PROTAGONIST
PROFESSIONAL DISAPPOINTMENT
PEAK MASCULINITY ACHIEVED
